Tuesday DECEMBER 29th 2015

THE SNOW IS SWIRLING OUTSIDE 
VERY RAPIDLY 

This morning I awoke with a great deal of snow on the ground. Hopefully I don't have to shovel it.

AVON

REGAL

REGAL 

REP # 9760427                                                     ORDER NUMBER: BUSINESS IN A BOX 
                                                                                                                       $ 19.98


BUSINESS & PROFESSIONAL INCOME TAX
FORM T2125

Business Income Based on FISCAL YEAR.
-IT's Generally --DEC 31st

CASH METHOD

If self-employed commission, you can use the CASH METHOD of Reporting your INCOME & EXPENSES as long as it accurately shows your income for the year.
   
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   ***REPORT INCOME IN THE FISCAL YEAR THAT YOU RECIEVE IT
   ***DEDUCT EXPENSES IN FISCAL PERIOD THAT YOU PAY THEM
   *****KEEP RECORDS OF ALL TRANSACTIONS TO SUPPORT INCOME & EXPENSE CLAIM
   ***KEEP DAILY RECORDS OF INCOME AND EXPENSES
   ***KEEP THEM ORGANIZED & COMPLETE

When you earn income, good records to help identify the source of income.

STUFF FOR KIDS

STUFF FOR KIDS

http://firsts.nestle-baby.ca/?utm_campaign=2015-GoodStartHillsV2&utm_content=leaderboard-expectingmoms&utm_medium=banner&utm_source=google#

Monday, December 28th, 2015

MONDAY, DECEMBER 28th, 2015

MATILDA THE ALIEN CAT

This Instagram star's eyes are unlike anything we've ever seen, and her more than 96,000 followers agree. Matilda's social status saw a huge surge in 2015, and the kitty pays it forward by using her account to raise awareness about felines in need. Matilda's stunningly-spacey eyes are the result of spontaneous lens luxation. She will eventually need surgery, but is living a happy, pain-free life at present. 

Courtesy Alien Cat Matilda

Updated:Wednesday Dec 16, 2015 | 10:58 AM EST

http://www.peoplepets.com/node/3168586#2015/12/04/photo/all-touts-alien-cat-matilda-most-fascinating-pets-gallery-3168481

Sunday December 27 2015

It Looks Very Icy Outside

The Rain Has Turned to ICE instantly.

Not Gettin Married

 I'm Not Getting Married
In No Church
My Children do as they please.
My Children are not being born in a hospital.
Nor are they going to school.

My Kids aren't getting born in a hospital.
We don't get married in Churches.
We dont have kids in hospitals. THEY CORRUPT THEM.  

PROSTACRINATION = PROCRASTINATION

 

Spring

Spring is from March 1st to May 31 in 2016

Summer is from June 1st to August 31 in 2016

Autumn is from Sept 1st to November 30th in 2016

Winter is December 1st to February 28th 2015

 

The Meteorological Seasons are changing rapidly.

The Astronomical Seasons 

Spring is March 21st to June 20
Summer is June 21at to Sept 20
Autumn is Sept 21 to Dec 20
Winter is December 21st to March 20

TURNING OFF THE LIGHTS COMMANDS

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Alt + F8 to restore to the set darkness (opacity) setting
Alt + F9 to save this opacity value
Alt + F10 to enable/disable the eye protection feature
Alt + ↑ to darken the screen (increase opacity)
Alt + ↓ to brighten the screen (decrease opacity)
Alt + * to toggle the lights on/off for all open tabs


 Instead of Killing Yourself

Wait until

A Year From NOwWhere you say"Holy fuck, I can't believe I was going to kill myself."Before I etcetera'd ...Before I went Skinny Dipping in TennesseeMade my own IPA,Tried out for a game show,Rode a camel drunk,Skydived Alone,Learned to Waltz with ClumSy Old PeoplePhotographed electric jellyfish,Built a sailboat from trash,Taught someone how to read,etc. etc. etc.

The RED WASHING
Down the Bathtub
Can't Change The Color of the Sea at all.